This year, experts at NORAD are answering questions from children about Santa’s trip around the world.
(credit: NORAD)
“What if Santa actually comes when you are awake?” asked one child.
“No, you don’t need to be asleep but maybe you don’t need presents this year. You have to go to sleep, definitely, or else it won’t be a surprise,” said one expert.
These two fellows...
...and their modern Christmas classic TV specials come to mind... Uh huh huh huh huh. Working at NORAD is cool! BEAVIS AND BUTT-HEAD - DO CHRISTMAS https://www.bitchute.com/video/zMJUSDb4A5Zw/
...and their modern Christmas classic TV specials come to mind... Uh huh huh huh huh. Working at NORAD is cool! BEAVIS AND BUTT-HEAD - DO CHRISTMAS https://www.bitchute.com/video/zMJUSDb4A5Zw/
I mean, seriously, the Great Cornholio would have almost have certainly shot down those planes on 9/11! In any event, if this dumbnamic duo were real people with equally such really low IQs, they still couldn't do any worse that our highly-equipped military air defenders. Let that really sink in.
"Drones" is the fifth episode of season 8 and 205th episode overall of the American animated television series Beavis and Butt-Head. - Beavis and Butt-Head are on a class field trip to a military base (but only half of the class is there because the school's guidance counselor felt the other students were better served by visiting Hewlett-Packard) where their teacher, Mr. Van Driessen (conducting the trip under protest), tries to present a military career in non-violent and educational terms only to be cheerfully countered by an Army officer who notes the virtues of pre-emptive strikes and bluntly says that juvenile delinquents make the best warriors. Beavis and Butt-Head have to use a bathroom, so they go look for one. Meanwhile, a lazy trainee leaves the Drone Control Room to get some birthday cake. Shortly thereafter, the duo wander into the Drone Control Room, which they at first thought was a bathroom when they read it as "Drain Central". At the pilot seats, the duo thinks they are playing Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas when they are actually controlling drone planes in Afghanistan (the local villagers are speaking Dari). They start wreaking havoc around the city (Butt-Head) and in Afghanistan (Beavis) while looking for prostitutes, still thinking they are playing. They manage to scare civilians around the world and destroy some property. Wiki
So what if the official NORAD 9/11 tall tale consists of 3, or some contend 4, mutually contradictory versions of events and admitted lies. It makes perfect sense that the top officials from NORAD and the FAA received promotions, as opposed to having to provide documents with data that would prove that the jet fighters were acceptably responsive, given the past response time averages.
Duh-bunk-turds call that reasoning hollow conspiracy theory. A mind must be of that consistency to think such a vacuous story isn't the epitome of vacant, coincidence theorist tripe, in which to wallow, in an desperate attempt to choke down a red pill so big, it'd take an airplane engine sized orifice to swallow. Much like the 9/11 Omission Report...
https://www.c-span.org/video/?186335-1/the-911-commission-report-omissions-distortions
...and all the other debunked official excuse documents...
...the swiss cheese like holes in the NORAD account might well just be of sufficient size to fly the whole damn plane through! Better kindling that steel framed buildings and 1000% more deserving! See the large amount of linked red text above to learn how the debunkers have indeed been demonstrated to be the ones peddling bunkum on the lack of needed air response that day! The material is free, written, and compiled by yours truly.
https://www.c-span.org/video/?186335-1/the-911-commission-report-omissions-distortions
...and all the other debunked official excuse documents...
...the swiss cheese like holes in the NORAD account might well just be of sufficient size to fly the whole damn plane through! Better kindling that steel framed buildings and 1000% more deserving! See the large amount of linked red text above to learn how the debunkers have indeed been demonstrated to be the ones peddling bunkum on the lack of needed air response that day! The material is free, written, and compiled by yours truly.
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