The boogyman returns...

Osama Bin Laden, the man who managed to direct 19 amateurs through a multi-billion dollar air defense system and steal a hundred tonnes of nanothermite from the Naval Surface Warfare Center in Indian Head and smuggle it into three skyscrapers, and has changed his face, voice and habits, and died, more times than Doctor Who, is now taking credit for a failed bombing of a plane.

Translation: "Oh shoot. The people are beginning to ask questions. They wanna know what the FBI is covering up. They wanna know why a known potential terrorist with no passport was escorted through security by a well dressed man. They're not accepting the naked body scanners. Quick, fake a Bin Laden tape!"

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